|Courtesy of Lydig Construction Apparently, they build Costcos.|
One of the things about being a Costco junkie is that you kind of hope the Costco people don't actually realize that you're a Costco junkie. Because that would be just kind of awkward and strange, right? And what if they're like "heh, we saw you buying 6 gallons of milk just 3 days ago. How can you possibly need more?" and you're all like "uuuh, we do. . .we really do. JUST LET US GO NOW!!!"
I realize that this fear is actually pretty irrational because we live in a free market society (more or less) and they are glad to sell me as much milk as I want to buy as long as I am still paying for it. But still! this fear lives on.
ANYWAY. The other day I realized that maybe I go to Costco too much when the Costco sample guy sees me coming up to the sample table and says "Hi! How are you? How is your family!" At first I thought that maybe he was just being nice, but then a few days later I was at Costco again and he saw me and said "Hi! I haven't seen you in a few days!" And this has been going on for a few months now.
So, yes. I go to Costco enough that the sample man recognizes me. I don't know if this means that I have a problem, or that the sample man is just really nice. I'm going to pretend that its the second option.