I get that.
But sometimes there are things that are just not a good idea. Some things should never go together.
Things like broccoli and cupcakes.
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Also granted, these are muffins, not cupcakes. But STILL. Just think about this. You would look at it all innocently and think "mmmmm, cornbread muffin things. yum yum yum." And then you bite in and maybe on your first bite, you don't actually hit broccoli. "yum yum yum," you keep thinking. And THEN.
"WHAT THE HECK THERE IS A TREE IN MY MUFFIN!?"
This would not be a pleasant moment. I imagine that if you actually tried to bite into the broccoli it would end up just falling out into your hand because I'm imagining (since I don't actually want to make these muffins) that it wouldn't bind with the muffin very well. And then you'd be like "well, I just grabbed this muffin to eat in the car on my way to work, but now I have broccoli and a muffin, which is like an actual meal, and I should probably use a fork"
and by then you might have crashed into someone (if you were driving to work while eating this) or gotten so distracted from whatever you were doing in your kitchen that you would be useless to society or something.
So the moral of the story is: Make muffins. Eat Broccoli. Don't do it together. It just isn't safe.