to the people crowding around the gate when the gate agent is still on "if you need any special assistance getting on board. . . ": Here is a fun surprise. We are all going to get on that plane. That plane will not leave until we are all on it. Unless Dr. Horrible shows up and freeze-rays you in place, you cannot miss this flight. The gate agent will let you on the flight. You have more chance of missing your connection because you accidentally trampled a small child in your rush for the general boarding lane than because OH MY GOSH three people boarded in zone 3 before you! (Also, why is it that on US Airways flights, 92% of the passengers are in zone 3?)
to enterprise rent-a-car: No matter how many times you try to scare tactic me, I know that I don't need additional coverage on my car. Is there a way to permanently note this in my account?